September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

 

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September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

September 2, 2014

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

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September 2, 2014

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

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September 2, 2014
elaps:

Bubble Wands, Mike Flemming

elaps:

Bubble Wands, Mike Flemming

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September 1, 2014
"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."

— Jeff Buckley, on moving to New York (via bl-ossomed)

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September 1, 2014
person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
September 1, 2014

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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September 1, 2014
"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling"

— General life philosophy (via sunflower-mama)

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September 1, 2014
"And I loved him, Jesus how I loved him. It wasn’t love of course, even I can see now that it was infatuation, but at the time it near enough killed me."

— Jane Green, Straight Talking (via simply-quotes)

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September 1, 2014
salty-ebert:

I love Urban Dictionary

salty-ebert:

I love Urban Dictionary

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September 1, 2014

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September 1, 2014
"Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place."

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